Wednesday, July 21, 2010

edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros - live at the 9:30 club, 7/21/10

I walked into this concert knowing absolutely nothing about Edward Sharpe and/or the Magnetic Zeros. My companion, who scored the tickets at a questionable price through a shady Asian reseller, informed me before the show that Edward Sharpe isn't even a real person, so that took care of that. I knew they had a song called "Home" that was pretty popular, but I had never heard it. So armed with this lack of knowledge, I marched into the venue and positioned us three feet from the stage, where we remained the entire night.

The show began precariously, to put it lightly.

The stage was littered with instruments, including a full drum set, an array of vehicles of percussion, a dozen guitars of every shape, keyboards, a piano, and a sitar. Most of these would remain unplayed for several hours.

An opening band was scheduled that night, but from the chatter around the fans I gathered that, according to the Internet, they didn't exist. The stage time for this non-existent band came and went, with little more than random members of the Magnetic Zeros tuning various instruments, until the keyboard player staggered onstage in a haze and announced that he would be playing a song for us.

After a perfectly adequate song on his well-worn wooden piano, the rest of the band came out to join him--or most of them, anyway. Jade, who was the lead singer and one of the main focal points for the group, was somewhere backstage without a phone, and they couldn't find her. So great. Nothing more reassuring than news that band has lost one of its members in the heart of DC.

The band looked wholly unready for live performance--and by that I mean they were really high. The guitarists both seemed tired and slightly agitated that they had to play their instruments. The keyboardist stood in a stoic, offputting stance that would've made Nico proud. The percussionists both seemed equally as dead, almost confused as to why they were there.

The band slumped through a couple songs, complete with the lead singer sitting on the stage playing offbeat bongos intermittently, until the trumpet player knocked out a cord for his keyboard, sitting off sharp waves of digital noise. The aforementioned piano player laughed at this for about ten seconds, before finally stopping the band and asking, in pure stoned fashion, "What was that, man?"

Shortly after, the AWOL Jade joined them onstage, sprinting up the stairs and leaping across the stage, taking time for a brief conversation with each member of the band. She had an incredible bounce and energy to her, eerily equivalent to that of a toddler discovering the world for the first time. Her contribution to this first string of songs consisted solely of crappy vocals and offbeat handclaps, all in a druggy haze that put the rest of the band to shame. After another half-hearted song, the band announced they were taking a short break, and would be right back, man, we promise.

At this point I turned to my friend and announced that this was the worst concert I'd ever been to.

The band returned a full twenty minutes later, and their second set couldn't have been more different from the first.

The lead singer was on his feet and conscious, introducing himself as Alex and apologizing for the delay, because they too had thought there would be an opening band. It was then that I realized what I had witnessed earlier: a band with a single album, struggling to sober up and play an impromptu set without repeating anything from their normal show. From that standpoint, their first few songs were downright miraculous.

The entire band had an energy that simply did not exist before that point. They were actually happy to be there--except for Nico, who smirked maybe three times the entire show, trying desperately not to let down her guard.

Alex is easily the best showman I've ever witnessed live. He's a shaman Iggy Pop, prancing across the stage in a daze, telling the crowd about topics ranging from "Inception" to the importance of apple juice to his five-year old self. He touched and/or made eye contact with at least half the room that night--myself included. And from personal experience, I have never seen more passion and energy in the gaze of another human being in my entire life. He repeatedly dropped into the crowd and took hugs from everyone who wanted one, including one girl who have him such a great hug, he let her sing the first verse of one of their songs. (She sang it infinitely better than Jade possibly could have. "Lucky pick," my friend remarked.) Anybody who raised a hand to the stage had it shook. Anybody who shouted a comment or request between songs had it answered to some degree. On one of his trips into the audience, one lucky fan had Alex's head shoved into the neck of his t-shirt and was dragged around behind him for several minutes. In the complete antithesis of Iggy Pop audience confrontation, Alex gave him a high-five when he got back onstage. This man, and the rest of this band, are absolutely for real, not a fake bone in their bodies.

I kept waiting for the show to disintegrate into what the first few songs had been, which was a bunch of hippie bullshit. But it never happened. At some points it seemed like they were trying, especially when they brought out their local sitar-playing friend for an extended jam, but even that was more magical than anything I've ever witnessed a concert. Every song felt like an encore. Every song had an incredible energy and presence that was simply astounding. The percussionists were powerful and perfectly in tune to the movements of each song. The guitarists played off each other perfectly. The keyboardists and trumpet added perfect flares to the main sound. And Alex and Jade are the most perfect live couple in music today.

When the opening notes to "Home" finally rang through the club, I realized that I did actually know the song, though only from a cover version by a honky-tonk band I had seen a few days prior in West Virginia. (Luke and the Lovelys. They do shows in Frederick and Hagerstown. Check 'em out.) The call and response lines between the two were the most painfully adorable thing I'd ever witnessed. At times the band dropped down to a near murmur as the two had conversations with each other, riffing off the lyrics without missing a beat as the rest of the band looked on longingly.

The encore was more brilliant than anything. The band returned onstage and Alex announced a new song called "Man on Fire," with a refrain to the tune of "I want the whole world to dance with me." (It's gonna be fucking huge.) So, to celebrate this song, he dropped into the crowd and got everybody in the room to dance with him. And they did. They really fucking did. The entire 9:30 Club crowd, after three hours of standing, danced to a song that the vast majority of them had never heard.

After a short trip back to the stage, he decided to see "how far this cord will stretch." So he hopped offstage once more and made a beeline for the center of the room, talking to everyone he met on the way ("Hey, new friends!"). After finding himself standing barefoot in a puddle of beer, he decided to sit down. "This isn't too bad. Why don't you guys have a seat with me?"

And with that, the ENTIRE FUCKING ROOM SAT DOWN. EVERYONE IN THE 9:30 CLUB SAT DOWN. ON THE FLOOR. ON LAPS. ON THE STAGE. ON WHATEVER THEY COULD FIND. AND THEY FUCKING SANG A SONG TOGETHER.

If you've been to the 9:30 Club, then you know what an achievement this is--not just because of the size of the room and crowd, which is pretty damn large, considering they sold out, but because of the copious amounts of beer and alcohol that flood this place every single night. Every inch of the floor was coated in beer, cans, bottles, cups, and general debris, yet the audience still sat, because at that point we would've done absolutely anything he asked of us. At that point we were all the same person. He united everybody in the venue to a degree that my pessimistic, downer ass never would've thought possible. It's was truly incredible.

After the show, destroying any notion that his stage presence had simply been an act, Alex remained in the crowd, talking and hugging and kissing and shaking hands with anybody who wanted anything from him. He was still there when we finally made our way out of the building.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

jon spencer blues explosion - damage

Get out your calculator slide rule
No matter which way you fold and bend, turn
Boy you never gonna top us
You're never gonna beat us
Can you dig my band?!

Takin' orders from a higher power

Ladies and gentlemen
I got a bad feeling, but right now
It feels so good.

I don't know what exactly Jon Spencer is selling, but I'm buying.

If his next album is a single track detailing the location of a secret cult gathering where he'll scream into a microphone hooked up to a set of Marshall stacks and preach the Gospel of arsenic-laced Kool-Aid as a herd of ghost-faced robe-donned sinners fight for the first cup of death, you better fucking believe I'm high-tailing my sorry ass to join him in the promised land.

The man's a huckster for sure, a dirty son of a bitch playing some angle, trying to fuck me over somehow someway for some reason, just like he did with every Pussy Galore album that I eat up with reckless abandon and a joyless misery that purifies my soul just as it withers it away, but goddammit all to hell my wallet is still wide fucking open.

I'm a macaroni man stick like spaghetti
Snap crackle in the rock and roll heat

This is rock 'n roll. This is pure fucking soul. This is everything anybody will ever need ever. THIS MAN WILL SAVE YOU. THIS MAN, THIS HERO, THIS GOD AMONGST MEN WILL LEAD YOU ASTRAY AND TURN YOU INTO A BELIEVER OF THAT HOLIEST OF GOODS THAT THE LORD HIMSELF WOULD FALL PREY TO IF HIS DIVINE BODY WAS EVER BROUGHT DOWN INTO THE PRESENCE OF THIS PROPHET, NAY, THIS SAVIOR, THIS SAVIOR OF ROCK 'N ROLL, OF MUSIC, OF THE GOOD OF YOU AND I AND EVERYBODY ELSE LOST IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN EXISTENCE WE CALL THE STOPPING POINT. THIS IS IT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THIS IS WHERE IT ALL BEGINS AND ENDS. RAISE YOUR HANDS AND BE HEALED.

I got the blues alright
I feel so bad
People, we gotta get on up
And shut this down
Cuz it ain't right
And I know I know
That there's something better
Out there
Cuz baby, I love you
And see the sky outside open up
And everything turn blue.

This is not just what rock music has been missing--this is what life has been missing. We could ALL learn something from Jon Spencer.

Give me some of your stink
I'm gonna put my stink over your stink
Get that sweet stink
Ain't gonna help ya, ain't gonna help ya at all
You got that fat lip baby let's have a ball.

Let's have a fucking BALL. Let's overlap our fucking STINKS and let it all just fucking HAPPEN. Why overthink it? We've all got our stink, and our whole fucking lives are spent just trying to lay it down on another person and get ourselves high off the sweet sweet stench of it all. Did Jesus tell you that? No. Jon Spencer told you that. Now tell me that isn't more fucking PROFOUND and REAL than anything you can conjure up out of the Gospels. I fucking dare you.

Good evening ladies and gentleman, it is an honor to be here tonight with you everybody.
I wanna say hello and welcome to the party.
We are Blues Explosion and wanna play some rock 'n' roll.
Now ladies and gentleman this is not the devil's music but it feels like the devil’s time.
We are not in the service of the devil but sometimes I feel his sick breath on my behind.
Said I feel so bad sometimes.
I wanna sing about it in my song, I want everybody, I said I want everybody…

I want someone to help me with these blues
I'm gonna hang up my rock 'n' roll shoes
Take one in the head and one off the wrist
Won't you help me, please help me Miss...

These words were written in 2004. 2004. On the ninth track of the album. It took fifty years for somebody to come out and describe rock 'n roll, to truly put into words what all this shit is about, why anybody cares, why anybody bothers to keep punching out those chords day in and day out, why it's still fucking here when people were calling it dead before the fucking Beatles were out of their Huggies, and this man has the balls to call it our with a grandiose GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN two-thirds of the way through the record. If that don't convince you he's the end-all source of wisdom in this world I don't know what will.

There is a devil. There is a devil in us all. The devil in me sure as fuck isn't a red guy with a pitchfork, and if that's your devil than you have more issues than Jon Spencer could even begin to deal with. But it's in us. It takes a different form every time, it affects us all in its own sick fucking way, but it's there. And playing rock 'n roll is about as close as you can get to the fucker without succumbing to him.

That's all rock 'n roll really is in the end, isn't it? Tip toeing the line between you and the devil, and dragging anybody around you just as fucking close to that line as you'll dare to get. Some people take that extra step and get sucked down over the edge, God only fucking knows how many bodies are littered down at the bottom of that trench, but that fear, that irrational chance taken staring down the face of pure evil and pain and agony lying not so deep within you is what makes it all okay, it's what keeps you from bowing down and snapping and just roaring out in acceptance of the torment within us all, or even worse, giving it a different name, turning it into a red fucker with a pitchfork, or denying it all together, and in the process denying yourself, denying everything about you, rejecting your fucking humanity for a false sense of stability and reconciliation that screams out day after day "THEY'RE THE BAD ONES, NOT ME, I HAVE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IN MY SOUL, THE DEVIL CAN DO NO HARM TO ME."

Well guess what. I have Jon Spencer in my soul. And he could kick your soul's ass any fucking day of the week.

Get up and greet the brand new day
Feelin' so good
Everything's comin' up our way
Baby, you got on that favorite dress of mine
You lookin' so good now baby
Oh I can see everything
In all that mess with the sunshine
You're so fine, more than fine
The smile in my eye
I said you're blowin' my mind.

Don't complicate things. It doesn't get much deeper than this. Enjoy it all for what it is.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

the raincoats - the raincoats

The Raincoats are post-punk at it's absolute finest. Angry, powerful, fierce, experimental, and incredibly original, all while championing the female rock band without the image's pitfalls. This album belongs in the same category as This Heat, the Pop Group, and the countless other abrasive acts that flourished in the wake of British punk's searing double-edged impact of violent Sex Pistol angst and smart Clash rebellion.

Where other post-punk bands took their music in a deliberately chaotic direction, the Raincoats are based thoroughly on their punk roots. Their sound brings to mind the Slits, in large part because of Slit drummer Palmolive's trademark uneven style, but also for the vague reggae influence found throughout the album. Yet where the Slits were drenched in their overproduced, unnecessary reggae sound, the Raincoats don't allow themselves to be pigeonholed so easily. The dense, antagonistic violin work of Vicky Aspinall that makes an appearance halfway through the album completely derails any solid Slits comparison, blatantly copping John Cale's screaming viola sounds a la "Heroin," yet never pushing it to the forced degree that their post-punk contemporaries tended to. (Or that John Cale tended to, for that matter.) The guitar work throughout is far from pristine, yet hardly brings to mind the sheer lack of talent that haunted the Slits. The band as a whole is uneven without any fear of complete derailment, flawed without coming off as amateurish, and ultimately pulls off one of the most ideologically sound punk performances I've ever heard.

It's here that the music becomes so impressive: it's post-punk with restraint. It's miles beyond the three-chord punk from '77, yet doesn't descend into the droning noise and obnoxious anti-pop tendencies that characterized post-punk before no-wave took it to the logical extreme. It's smart, it's primitive as hell, and it's startlingly defiant, without having to make it so damn obvious. The Slits could've learned a thing or two from them.