Monday, February 28, 2011

taylor swift - speak now

I will never forget the image of Taylor Swift at last year’s Grammys, her arms struggling under the weight of her four gleaming trophies, one of which was the Album of the Year award.

Here was this cookie-cutter, down-home country girl-turned-pop star standing out of place on one of the greatest stages in the entertainment world, holding the most coveted accolade a musician can receive, one that should’ve been given to literally millions of more deserving artists.
I never recovered from that day.

Which is why I was so surprised when I actually sat down to listen to her latest effort, Speak Now.

What I found was not the overproduced slop I had come to expect from Ms. Swift. Instead, I heard a mature songwriter truly reaching her stride, her lush songwriting brought to life by the authentic guitar-work and unparalleled vocals that mark her unique take on the country genre.

The influence of her idol Shania Twain is prominent throughout, yet where Shania would abandon her roots in favor of the blatant pop hooks in “Man, I Feel Like a Woman” or “Up,” Taylor Swift always manages to stay grounded. This is an artist who knows where she came from and took extensive notes along the way, and the result is nothing short of superb.

There’s something undeniably beautiful about the songs she’s crafted here.

The atmosphere created by her impressive cast of backing musicians pushes her soaring vocals to the forefront, highlighting the heartwrenching lyrics of songs like “Speak Now” and “Dear John.” (As if I needed another reason to hate John Mayer—what an asshole.)

It’s good music, plain and simple.

I approached this album with an undeniable hesitancy, but as hard as it is to admit, I’m leaving as a fan.

…Okay, that’s enough of that.

I don’t get this. I really don’t.

Even reaching down to the deepest pits of my pessimistic soul, I can find nothing enjoyable about this album.

It’s not bad. All things considered, it’s pretty good, if you’re into that kind of stuff. At the very least, it avoids reaching back for the truly painful lame country clichés that dominate every other country song I’ve ever heard.

At the same time though, it’s just too…pretty. I can’t take it. I like my music to be raw and scathing and unpredictable. This album is none of those things.

I will admit, I was joyously taken aback by the brutal honesty of “Dear John,” especially given the public nature of the subject matter. So kudos for that.

Beyond that track, however, there wasn’t a single moment on the album that surprised me in the slightest way.

It’s nice, it’ll make you tap your foot on occasion, but in the end it just comes off as soulless. Which is sad, because it’s obvious that Taylor Swift has a soul, and an amazing one at that—it’s just buried so far beyond that perfect glossy surface of contemporary pop music that it’s lost to my ears.

But I’m sure most of you love this stuff, so ignore my pretentious grumpy old man ramblings and enjoy it. Ignore the haters (like myself) and listen to the music that moves you, no matter what anybody else has to say about it. After all, that’s what this whole music thing is all about in the end. Never forget it.

- 11/15/10

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

bedhead - whatfunlifewas

Volume is a lost art in the music world.

Everything recorded today has to be as loud as possible for as long as possible—not in a “turn it up to eleven” awesome hair metal kind of way, but in a “let’s make sure every instrument in the new Lady Gaga single is played as loud as this computer program will let it go” kind of way.

Every new hit single that gets churned out is mixed to the point that you can’t distinguish any individual sounds in the song. All you hear on the radio anymore is a noisy pop blur that’s loud for the sake of being loud.

Once upon a time, volume was truly utilized in music. Every loud point in a song had an opposing quiet point. There were crescendos and decrescendos, adding a moving quality to the music that played out over and within the notes themselves. Play “Lithium” by Nirvana and compare it to any Nickelback or Seether song—the difference is staggering.

In the not-so humble opinion of this columnist, no band utilized the true power of volume more than Bedhead.

This is a band that would go from a murmur to a deafening roar in the same song, slowly building upon simple one-note melody lines until they finally exploded with the unparalleled fury of three electric guitars and a capo-clad bass pounding away at power chords, reaching musical zeniths so overwhelmingly powerful that they had never before even been imagined by the human mind, let alone attempted by human hands.
And they managed to make it pretty, too!

Bedhead is your quintessential “bedhead” music, something to put on for those mornings when you wake up at 8 a.m., turn off your cell phone alarm, and decide right then and there to skip all three of your classes today, because you just don’t feel like doing anything but lay around in your pajamas and high school gym shirt and wonder how many more skips it’ll take before your one o’clock professor really fails you this time.
It’s moving music for those days when you don’t feel moving.

It’s also astonishingly depressing. Imagine Nick Drake and Elliott Smith, only their words are turned to walls of amplified sound and thrown at you one by one until you can physically feel their pain.

“Too many successive nights of being miserable / Give one the sense to sense the invisible / I know you're in this room / But the air is too thick.”

Imagine those lyrics over three guitars playing off the same sad melody line, while a simple bass and drums combo trods somberly along behind it all.

Yeah.

Listening to this album is the equivalent of spending 48 minutes under the SAD lamp at Wellness.
Wait, no. What’s the opposite of equivalent? That’s what I meant. Because I’m pretty sure listening to Bedhead can singlehandedly give you Seasonal Affective Disorder.

If you’re afflicted, please don’t listen to this album. Or most of the albums I’m going to recommend for the next three-four months. Check back in when it gets warmer and I’ll tell you all about how awesome Bunnygrunt is.

For now, if you’re into amazing guitar rock that might take your mood down a couple notches, then Bedhead is the music for you.

- 11/7/10

Sunday, February 20, 2011

gang of four - live at the 9:30 club, 2/8/11

Gorilla vomit
Up the street
Suit
Jesus
Gay
Knife
Confetti
Hungover
Switching mics and guitars
Diverse crowd
Every good song but Natural
Guitar during Anthrax super tame
Ether slow
New guys fit in well
Switching mics all night
Double encore with cut-off
Sing-along choruses
"Swell"
"Super swell"

Monday, February 14, 2011

ART IS OVER.

(Slacking hardcore on the Gang of Four review. May never get done. Newspaper deadlines, exams, papers, lots going on right now. Here's an old noise essay instead.)


The artist took the stage in an instant and tapped a seemingly random pedal in front of him with a sudden, unexpected force.

White noise. Shards of sound. Intense, painful howls. Careening screams bouncing off one another. Chaos in competition with itself.

A tangled mess of wires, pedals, and boxes laid spread out before him. Multi-colored plastic and rubber cords extended in every direction, somehow holding the monster together. You could almost see the sound pulsing through every cord, every “standby” light ready to burst with the noise bottled up within. It was a seemingly impossible maze that only the man himself could work his way through, and the end result was the violent sounds everyone in the audience had come to see.

The speakers themselves seemed to implode, their soft exteriors pierced by the very sounds they put forth, sucking themselves into a cavernous realm of staggering noise. All the while a remarkably human figure stood at the front of it all, his pale, lanky Asian frame shadowed by long black hair that fell to his waist.

At times, the man resolutely tended to his beast, delicately shaping the madness on levels only he could perceive, twisting knobs and reconnecting wires to develop more and more intense sounds. Elsewhere he was fueling it with his own crazed being, writhing about on the floor, belching horrific screams into a microphone that took his pained cries and twisted and amplified them into something truly terrible.

The initial shock of the performance wore off within minutes, giving way to a vivid numbness and sense of complete disbelief. The man thrashed about onstage with unworldly amounts of energy. Instruments that had littered the stage just minutes before were destroyed seemingly so he could hear the sound of their deaths. His pedal board was manhandled and transformed a million times over. The man abruptly fell to the ground in a spastic fit, leaving his microphone in pieces and his lone voice as his main instrument.

He left the stage with the same energy he took it with, nearly staggering off the front of the stage as he leapt to his feet and stormed toward the exit.

It was impossible to tell how much time had passed. My guess would have been hours, maybe days. In fact, the performance had only been five minutes long—ten minutes shorter than the soundcheck.

This is a typical gig by Masonna, the Japanese artist who is among the most heralded of the noise genre. Masonna tours very infrequently, as do most noise artists, and tends to stay in Japan when he does. His only U.S. tour took place in 1996, and as a result, his American following is almost entirely reliant on the Internet, where videos, LPs, and live bootlegs are frequently traded.

Masonna represents a violent, highly visual branch of noise that is as much performance art as it is music. Album recordings frequently feature power tools, magnetic tape manipulation, incredible amounts of distortion, and breaking glass. Gigs by such artists are rare, and often include mythic levels of destruction and chaos. Masonna himself frequently destroys any instruments he brings on stage with him, often injuring himself in the process. His gigs can range in length from hours to only a few seconds.

Similar artist Hanatarash has used power saws and wrecking balls on stage, commonly breaking planes of glass and hurtling steel barrels in his performances. In order to maintain complete control of his shows, Hanatarash would insist that audience members sign waiver forms, ensuring that he wouldn’t be held responsible, even for the death of someone at the venue. In the more extreme shows that required such forms, he has threatened to throw Molotov cocktails into the audience, or worse.
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The crowd stood in tense apprehension, huddled toward one side of a metallic warehouse, rigged up years ago with stage lights to create a makeshift music venue. The building had since molded itself into a performance area for some of the most revolutionary acts in Japan, hosting artists that were pushing the envelope in every way imaginable, playing music that was barely music in a style and form that hadn’t been seen since classic punk nihilism reared its ugly self-destructive head. Today it had invited perhaps the most notorious of them all: Hanatarash.

An hour before, a short, nervous-looking man had set up a drum kit, microphones, and several massive Marshall amps at the back of the venue. Shortly after, a group of extremely confused construction workers loaded heaps of scrap metal, spare appliances, and trash of all sizes into the middle of the floor, directed by the same skittish man from before.

The crowd gathering as the scheduled showtime grew closer, a regular who’s who of the hip Tokyo elite, was well aware of Hanatarash’s reputation, and their hesitancy to get anywhere near the stage itself was clear evidence of their knowledge. For an artist notorious for using glass as an instrument, this scene looked about right. These were people who knew exactly what they were getting themselves into. They didn’t show up for the controversy or to see what the hype was about: they knew there was a realistic—

A deafening roar of steel and concrete tore through the room. A second later, a bulldozer, a real, fully operable bulldozer, burst through the back of the building, driven by none other than Hanatarash himself.
The seasoned crowd scattered throughout the venue in a flash of primal fear. The frail sideman quickly ran into the room and took his place behind the drum set, playing a constant stream of fills to give the scene the strange air of an actual concert. Meanwhile, the bulldozer wreaked sheer havoc at will. Scrap metal, sinks, wires, girders, barrels, all picked up and tossed around the room haphazardly. The man at the controls, wearing a yellow t-shirt, blue jeans, and white knee pads, thrashed about with an alarming degree of recklessness. Pulling himself up over the control console, he lurched forward at the audience, his body hanging off the front of the machine, a face clenched in a menacing roar that was muted by the drums behind him.

He continued scattering objects around the room, dumping metal on the stage, and getting dangerously close to the drum set behind him. House lights illuminated the clouds of dust billowing through the room, and for a moment the madman was lost from sight. Suddenly the bulldozer came to a stop, and the thin metal frame surrounding the driver’s seat was ripped out of place and flung towards the stage. Audience members stood resolute, some crafting makeshift barriers of wood and metal to ward off any further projectiles.

He then jumps off the bulldozer, deciding instead to throw kitchen appliances at the audience by hand. The crowd ducks for cover after each throw, crouching down in the corners of the venue as the performance they came to view is turned violently against them.

The gig continues for several more minutes, until Hanatarash pulls an unknown item from his repertoire, something so terrifying that members of the audience and his own drummer rush toward him, tackling him to the ground and dragging him from the room. The most popular rumor is that he had lit a Molotov cocktail, but to this day no one is quite sure what caused the show to end. What is undoubtedly known is that the so-called “bulldozer gig” completely destroyed the venue, placing the band in debt for years, and making it nearly impossible for them to get another chance to perform.

(This is a true story. For decades, the bulldozer gig was thought to be fiction, until photographic evidence appeared on the Internet several years ago, suggesting that many of the tall tales surrounding Hanatarash’s legendary shows actually happened.)
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Other realms of noise music are much less graphic than this, utilizing laptop programs and analog equipment to create noise akin to white noise or television static, only layered on top of one other often a hundred times over. And then there’s noise rock, which takes conventional rock instrumentation and turns it on its head, sending waves of screeching noise through guitars, drums, and bass. And so on. You name it, somebody has put the word “noise” in front of it and gave everyone in their vicinity gruesome migraines in the process. One journalist wrote briefly about a noise artist who utilized a didgeridoo, for example, though the Internet sadly has nothing to back up this claim.

The motivation to create noise various wildly between these artists. Common bedroom artists seeking fame on the Internet cite motivations that include the desire to hurt the listener, the chance to make music that’s never been done before, and the urge simply to make noise with whatever they can get their hands on. Lou Reed arguably invented the genre way back in 1975 with the feedback piece Metal Machine Music, seeing his noise as a legitimate musical accomplishment, claiming repeatedly that he had placed references to Beethoven throughout his music, and even lobbying to have it released by RCA as a classical work. In comparison, Juntaro Yamanouchi, otherwise known as Japanese noise artist The Gerogerigegege, summed up his work in the following touching liner note: "F--k compose, F--k melody, Dedicated to no one, Thanks to no one, ART IS OVER.”

The Dadaists couldn’t have said it better.
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As mindless as it seems at times, the popularity of noise music is undeniable. Relatively speaking.
Noise artists, while never achieving real mainstream notice, have found enough underground success to carry on staggeringly prolific careers. Merzbow, a Japanese extreme noise artist, has recorded noise since 1979, releasing over 350 recordings to date—an average of over 11 albums a year for 31 years. And that’s just the albums we know he’s made. Merzbow also works in a number of other fields, including writing, painting, filmmaking, and dance, while working as an animal rights activist and environmentalist in his spare time, recording noise albums entirely from animal sounds in an effort to spread his message.

Merzbow’s career is par for the course when it comes to noise, if a bit on the prolific side. Noise as a genre tends to encompass a wide variety of different art forms. To argue that it’s not music is fair—it’s much more than that. The music itself, even in recorded form, is more of an audio-visual performance than traditional music performance. The vast majority of noise music is not meant to be analyzed or listened to intently. Noise is about atmosphere, the feelings (or lack thereof) that the sounds create within you, an aspect that is often misunderstood by critics.

But from an outsider’s perspective, there’s still one vital question: Why?

Why would you devote your life to making random noise?

Or better yet, why would you want to listen to it? For enjoyment? For pain? For catharsis?

What’s the point of it all?
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There’s an urban legend floating around the nether-realms of the Internet regarding a particularly graphic noise show that allegedly took place at some point in time. No name is attached to this description, and its existence is and should be doubted:

An “artist,” as he called himself, regularly performed a noise show with a litany of instruments onstage. Everything ranging from guitars and drumsets to computers and trash cans—anything that could possibly make noise when used, he put into his set.

The “artist” would move from instrument to instrument, object to object, playing it or destroying it at whim, creating a scene of pure noise and destruction. No purpose, no rhyme or reason, just for the sake of performance.

At the end of one particular set, the “artist” retrieved a fully functioning shotgun from offstage, loaded it with a live shell, and pointed it at a random audience member. Without warning, the curtains closed, and the show was over.

After the performance, the audience was furious, because they believed the show was never completed, never resolved by the death of an audience member that night.

This is the essence of noise.
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“Some people find pleasure in cutting themselves. Noise music doesn't really hurt your ears, but it overloads them, and after a while you feel a sort of intense euphoria.”

“Noise is like a cleansing for your ears. Everything else sounds so much better after listening to, say, Pulse Demon by Merzbow.”

“It excites you at first, then it starts to hurt, then it begins to calm and soothe you. Intensity-wise, no other genre matches noise.”

“Noise can provoke emotion in a way traditional music has a tough time doing. Mainly negative feelings, and mindsets. Despair and melancholy, suffering and rejection.”

“I started listening to noise after I started doing weird little experiments with noise on my sequencers and synths. I fell in love with it because it is just so cathartic and raw.”

“Sometimes I just get sick of the music we have today and all the layers of culture it has, trying to pick the influences, how they dress and what bands they're friends with. It all gets too tiresome. Some weeks I just listen to noise and classical.”

“There's just something alluring about the raw energy and the chaos of it all. A lot of it I see as a parody to ‘real’ music. But I love it for just that reason. It's also like the social malcontent of punk rock, the difference being there is no goal to make a change in noise. It's dysfunctional, but completely unapologetic.
At least that's how I justify it.”
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These are the verbatim words of noise fans from around the world, responding to my question of why they listen to the music they do. Their points of view are as varied as the music itself, but it all centers around a common theme: Noise has something to offer a listener that simply nothing else can.

Is it really music? Probably not. You can argue that it is, on a theoretical level. Italian composer Luciano Berio famously stated that "'Music' is what one hears with the intention of hearing music," an argument that works for the same reasons that it doesn’t. There was a time when blues, a genre of music that has arguably affected every genre of music in existence, was considered noise, a bastardization of sound that tainted the works of such “real musicians” as Mozart and Beethoven. There is the chance that Merzbow and Hanatarash will one day be just as accepted as Robert Johnson and Howlin’ Wolf. Yet if you open up the definition of music to incorporate noise, you inevitably have to open it up to incorporate wind, the tides, and life itself. At some point, music simply disintegrates into mere sound. Or, as John Cage demonstrated, the lack of sound.

What can be safely argued, however, is that no music can reasonably compare to noise. Ambient, perhaps, though the same music-or-sound argument applies, if dulled by the influence of Brian Eno. Even then, it’s the difference between relaxing atmosphere and grating metallic screeches, which is a pretty big one to reckon with.

It’s telling that the last listener in that group, who introduced himself only as “Jeff M.,” describes noise as “a parody to ‘real’ music.” In many ways that is undeniably true. Jeff uses the Gerogerigegege as an example, a group lead by Juntaro Yamanouchi, a Japanese homosexual crossdresser who infamously declared that “art is over.” His most famous release, titled Tokyo Anal Dynamite, is a live album recorded with what sounds like three sets of drummers, four guitarists, and one deranged man with a microphone. There are 75 tracks, all under a minute in length, including covers of “Boys Don’t Cry” by the Cure and several Ramones songs. The Gerogerigegege is known for putting out countless unorthodox releases, including “this is shaking music part 2,” a destroyed cassette copy of an earlier release, and “Art is over,” which is a single octopus tentacle placed in a cassette box.

Yamanouchi is a performance artist, plain and simple, yet he gets lumped into the “noise” categorization because he occasionally makes noisy records. It’s here that the divisions become even hazier. Where does “music” end and “performance” begin? What truly constitutes “noise”? When does an artist’s work take on such a lowly state it ceases to become art? And who gets to decide?
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Merzbow is known among certain hearing-impaired music circles as “the Rolling Stones of noise.” Yet you won’t find anyone giving him the same ceaseless veneration the Stones have been unnecessarily getting for the last thirty disappointing years. These same anonymous Internet dwellers call Merzbow “noise for indie kids,” a description that’s perhaps more apt. Pitchfork Media, the undeniable leader in hip, indie music journalism, gave Pulse Demon a laughably favorable review, despite the shared opinion among uppity noise fans that it the album was the sign of his decline as a real artist, as opposed to being the pillar of noise, as Pitchfork maintained. As a result, Pulse Demon simultaneously became the go-to noise album for listeners trying to broaden their horizons, and the most despised noise album ever made among those who had been there since the beginning. (Whenever they claim that was.)

Pulse Demon symbolizes the gap between mainstream media and underground music. Or rather, it’s the one rickety bridge over the divide. Pitchfork’s “8.7” grade of the album was the breaking point, the moment where those unfamiliar with the world of sane-ish Japanese musicians creating sonic hellscapes were handed a subpar introductory album chosen by writers who were no more qualified to do so than the editors of Rolling Stone. One side gasped, the other side laughed. The question of who, if anybody, benefits from such an event is a highly contested topic.

For true noise fans, they enjoy this gap. It’s the natural way. It’s a means of separating them from the plebeians who listen to music with such juvenile features as harmony and rhythm. They’re above and beyond it, reaching levels of music enjoyment all you Lady Gaga fans couldn’t even begin to comprehend. They will never be accepted, and they never want to be. But now all these “indie” kids are encroaching on their territory, scooping up the odd album for novelty purposes, or maybe to make their iPods look a little more cultured. Noise music on iPods??? What has the world come to!

For the people listening to a little Merzbow to “cleanse the pallet,” they don’t see what the big deal is. It’s just music. Sort of. Maybe it’s anti-music. Maybe it’s post-music. Hey, that’s got a nice ring to it. “Oh hey guys. Yeah, I just picked up the new post-music record from Merzbow. It’s pretty terrible. Maybe his worst stuff yet.” God, they’ll all be so jealous. They won’t even know what to do with themselves. I can’t wait to play this in my car and have people stare at me like I’m crazy. They just won’t get it. In any case, it’s something different to listen to. It’s cool, it’s loud, it’s chaotic, and it’s unlike anything I’ve ever heard before.

There needs to be a middle ground here somewhere. If the Internet is any indication (and it has to be, since this music scarcely exists outside it), then the middle ground is nonexistent. It’s either “OMG NOISE” or “my favorite noise is way better than your indie crap.” You can’t just listen to it, you have to have a reason to back it up, or else risk getting attacked and ridiculed for it.

It would help if it was treated like actual art. Then again, there was a time when John Coltrane was more reviled than the devil himself. Free jazz was blasphemy, nothing but random squanks and squeaks thrown over a backup band playing too fast and too loud. Brian Priestley, a heralded British jazz pianist, had this to say about free jazz saxophonist Albert Ayler back in 1969:

…However much some jazz writers may attempt to deny or ignore the fact, the only way in which appreciation of any kind of music can be cultivated or deepened is by the realization, whether conscious or unconscious, of the musical laws by which it is governed. I just wish someone would tell me what laws govern Ayler’s music.

Albert Ayler played a style of jazz “where timbre, not harmony and melody, is the music's backbone,” according to jazz writer Val Wilmer. In other words, it was the quality of the note, not its pitch or loudness, which distinguished Ayler’s music. In 1969, this was an extraordinary idea. Even while jazz was in a seemingly constant state of flux, the notion that melody and harmony could be set to the side for an entirely different third technique was unthinkable. Yet Ayler proceeded to record over twenty albums of this music before his untimely death in 1970, releasing ten albums in 1964 alone—a rate that Merzbow himself would be proud of.

And he most likely is.
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What first attracted you to noise?
M: I was influenced by aggressive Blues Rock guitar sounds like Jimi Hendrix, Lou Reed, Robert Fripp and fuzz organ sounds such as Mike Ratledge of Soft Machine. But the most structured Noise influence would have to be Free Jazz such as Albert Ayler, Cecil Taylor, and Frank Wright.
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What would Albert Ayler say if he could experience the world of noise today? What would he say upon discovering an entire genre of music based on timbre, the atonal qualities of sound, bypassing traditional instruments almost entirely in the process? Who knows. Ayler was beginning to stray from his noisy roots toward the end of his career, recording several horrific R&B albums before returning briefly to his earlier sound. Then he committed suicide. Needless to say, he was nowhere near as dedicated to the craft of noise as Merzbow, who has recorded nine new albums this year alone, in addition to releasing two box sets of his music, and the 53-year old noise giant does not seem to be changing his style or committing suicide in the near future. In a genre that prides itself on being the sound of flux itself, Merzbow prides himself on churning it out on a nice, steady basis.
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Merzbow stands at the front of the stage, bent intently over a table covered in electronics of every possible shape and form. A mixing board with dozens of tiny white knobs shoots out black cables in every direction, leading to more primitive boxes with their own knobs and cords, as well as a silver Apple laptop proudly brandishing a sticker reading “Meat is Murder.” A few random objects sit at his side, the straps bringing to mind those of a guitar, yet the overall shape seeming more at home with some kind of oblong keyboard. While walls of noise engulf the stage and the packed crowd in front of him, Merzbow stands resolute, his deeply-lined face unflinching, his long graying hair falling soundly in front of him, framing his laptop as he toys with the programming used to layer these sheets of screeching static.

At once content with the noise he’s built up, he reaches to his side and pulls out one of these mystery instruments, a guitar-shaped device the size of a ukulele, only without strings, buttons, or any normal means of creating sound. He strums it violently like a guitar, activating unseen devices within that create a deep scratching noise, beyond the tone and caliber that any electric guitar could conjure up. He continuous his unholy war against the people in front of him, pausing from his onslaught only to fine-tune his output for reasons only he will understand.


All the while he stands at place, not moving, not reacting to the sounds gushing from his instruments, the only physical association with the music being the sole movements needed to create it. There is no urgency, no hatred, no emotion at all. He is seemingly at peace within the chaos.
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“If music was sex, Merzbow would be pornography.”
- Masami Akita (aka Merzbow)
- 12/15/2010

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

deerhoof - live at the 9:30 club, 2/7/11

(To make up for missing Friday's entry, I'm posting two new pieces this week. Look for my Gang of Four review this Friday in addition to this.)

I thought I knew a good deal about Deerhoof going into this show.

I had been a fan for about four years, going through hardcore listening phases on and off during that time.

I knew the band included a petite Japanese singer, an incredibly chaotic drummer, and a set of pedal-crazy madmen at guitar.

I knew they were supposed to be absolutely fantastic live.

But I still wasn't even remotely prepared for them last night.

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The opening acts were both solid, in their own special ways.

Ben Butler and Mouse Pad was a solid duo, combining Dan Deacon-style kaleidoscope electronica with fast-paced, energetic percussion supporting it. The two guys looked like they were best friends having the time of their lives, which I love to see in an opening act. Nothing worse than watching a band obligingly trudge through their set just because everyone in the room isn't digging it.

Chain and the Gang was solid in the sense that they were a Motown novelty act. You know, solid. "Chain" was none other than Ian Svenonius from Nation of Ulysses, clad in a relentlessly sexy solid orange suit and a matching bottle of orange soda in hand. The backing band all wore matching prison outfits, with the exception of a backup vocalist/tambourine girl in a wonderfully skimpy skirt and top. The whole set was an act, complete with choreographed bits before, during, and after songs. Chain was eating it up the entire time, playing his overblown stage persona that was one part James Brown and another Jon Spencer right to the very edge. Svenonius showed his true colors throughout the set, however, launching into thinly veiled, humorous rants on consumerism, government corruption, and the decline of society that hearkened back to his Ulysses days.

Nobody knew how to react to this, at all. I mean, Nervous Cop was set to play, and then out of nowhere these guys come marching out. We weren't prepared. Had we been, I think they would've gone over much better. I liked them, but the vast majority of the crowd was giving "what the fuck is going on" stares as Chain scissor kicked his way across the stage, the band churning away at their over-the-top take on 60s garage and Motown. There was a definite set of relief when they finished up their set.

Greg explained their presence later on in the show: They wanted to get a local band to cover for Nervous Cop (no explanation for their absence), so Greg called up Brendan Canty, the drummer for Fugazi, who ecstatically recommended Chain and the Gang. Greg recalled being confused at first, but then falling in madly love with them. Nice to see those DC hardcore guys stick together after all these years.

Deerhoof's setup was unlike any I'd ever seen before. Drummer Greg Saunier was set up stage left, directly in front of me. As we watched a roadie physically duct tape his kick drum to the floor, we could tell we were gonna be in for a treat with his playing. His "high-hat," if you can call it that, must've been made of 10" cymbals, and his one regular ride must've been 15". Coupled with a single snare, kick, tom, and floor tom, this was clearly a setup unique to him.

The middle of the stage was taken up by two different guitarists, one six-string, one twelve, both with massive pedal boards connecting back to several small guitar amps. The six-string, played by Ed Rodriguez, had a convoluted system of electronics that I still don't quite understand: the guitar input led to a small device taped to his guitar, then branched off into two different cords, one that lead to an amp, and another that seemed to be run through a synth sitting at the back of the stage. Whatever it was, I want it.

Then stage right was Satomi Matsuzaki's simple mic stand and bass amplifier, though she would roam the stage singing several times during the show.

Deerhoof took the stage holding small masks to their faces, pausing in the middle of the stage for a minute before discarding them and taking their seats. After getting situated, they burst into sound at Greg's signal.

Standing in front of Greg Saunier and watching him play for roughly an hour was easily one of the most rewarding experiences of my entire life. The show felt more like a drum clinic than an actual concert. His technique was beyond anything I had ever seen, pure manic energy with spastic shots darting around his spare drum kit, all delivered with a punishing force that at any point could be pulled back to support the rest of the band. Within two songs he had broken several sticks. His drums fell out of tune constantly, and at several points he began playing one-handed as he tuned his snare or toms. It was simply mesmerizing to watch, and I spent most of my time focused on him as a result.

The sound levels on the guitars were far too low, probably as much a result of my location close to the stage as it was any problems within the venues. With their guitar amps being so small and monitors being pulled close to the individual members, it was difficult to make out much of the sounds they were generating. But oh was it fun to watch.

John Dieterich worked his twelve-string with impressive dexterity, moving back and forth toward his pedal board throughout the gig, constantly shaping his sound with frequent stomps and twists across his numerous pedals. Rodriguez lunged across the stage all night, throwing his guitar against his amp to send screeching feedback through the venue that even we could hear. His interactions with Satomi were among the most memorable images of the night, including a brief Chuck Berry duck walk across the stage that was one of the most purely entertaining things I've ever seen.

It should be noted at Satomi is roughly five feet tall, but compared to the tall, lanky figures of the other members, she seems about two feet. Everything I ever heard about her was completely true. She's absolutely adorable. Her vocals soar out just as high pitched as they do on record, though there were hints at times that the sound was far from ideal--at one point, Greg walked over to Satomi's mic and dictated exactly how her vocals needed to be adjusted. It seemed fine to us, but then again this guy spent a good fifteen minutes tuning his four drums before they took the stage.

Throughout the show, she accompanied her vocals with various hand motions--pointing to different sides, swinging her arms in the air, and so forth--that the audience imitated whenever they could keep up. For several songs, she passed her bass off to Rodriguez and wandered the around with her mic, leading the audience in call-and-response choruses and she ran up and down the edge of the stage. I cannot even begin to describe the joy I found having her stand directly in front of me singing "Come See the Duck." Pure happiness.

The only word to describe the band playing as a whole is "energy." Unlimited amounts of it, flying in every direction. Greg pounding away at this kit, guitarists flying across the stage, non-stop movement in every direction, rhythm changes popping up out of nowhere, random effects kicking in at the guitarists' will, all dialed down to an art form.

Greg was clearly the bandleader at all times, and for most songs they had to wait for him to stop playing until they could continue. At times the man seems like he isn't in control of his playing. The song would stop, yet he would continue to flail around at this drumset, playing the wrong sides of drums, the inside of his cowbell, and muting his cymbals without hitting them. Just a blur of limbs and sweat and shards of food surrounding him all night.

What was perhaps most refreshing was the band's attitude. Even with the sound problems, which were so severe at the beginning of the show that all four members went to the sound board individually, the band was visibly happy to be performing for us, a far cry from the traditional tough guy, rock star attitude you see with most acts today. They're a fan's band, no question.

They even played a double encore--a double encore! The Black Lips wouldn't even play one when I saw them last year, and these guys played two! And one of the encore songs was Pinhead by the Ramones! (I was extremely upset to find that I was the only person up front singing along as Ed barked out the lyrics. Damn kids need to do their homework.)

The sound issues are really the only thing keeping this from being a flawless show. All night, I kept hoping they would turn a knob or two and crank the sound up, but it never happened. Lack of feedback aside, that night was one of the best I've had in a long time--and it was a night I really needed. If you get a chance to see them live, take it and invite everyone you know to come join you.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

bon iver - for emma, forever ago

(Note: I already wrote about this album, but this is an entirely different piece, and I think it's a lot better than what I wrote a few years ago. Well worth a read.)

Fall is in full force once again and that chilly Maryland air is starting to work its way back onto campus, which can only mean one thing: Time to break out the cold weather music.

And cold weather music doesn't get any better than Bon Iver.

For Emma, Forever Ago was literally recorded in a Wisconsin cabin in the dead of winter, and every note and breath on this album places you right there in his makeshift studio, the resonating guitar sounds and layered vocals seemingly cold to the touch. It’s a beautifully depressing album tailored perfectly to those gloomy, ethereal nights where autumn is just beginning to seep into winter.

As the title would hint, this isn't exactly a happy listen. Justin Vernon, who did all the recording singlehandedly, purposefully secluded himself to confront his various personal demons, and it more than shows. Ostensibly, this is a break-up album directed at this Emma person and the intense heartache she caused him, yet it’s the farthest thing imaginable from your traditional angsty acoustic tearjerker.

More than anything I've ever listened to in my life, For Emma puts you directly into a mindset, eschewing tangible lyrics in favor of otherworldly vocals that transform Vernon’s fractured words into haunting truths that shake you at your very core. You don’t know who Emma is, you don’t know if she even exists, but you feel her presence as if she’s standing right beside you.

This is music that sticks with you. “Skinny Love,” “Flume,” re: Stacks”—these are songs that you never forget once you hear them for the first time. You may not know the words, but you know the melodies like you wrote them yourself, and you know exactly what they’re trying to tell you every time you hear them.
It probably sounds like I’m going completely off the deep end with these descriptions, but if anything I’m under-selling this album.

My relationship with this For Emma, Forever Ago goes deeper than my relationships with most people, as weird as that is to say. Every song on the album instantly takes me to a different place in time whenever I hear it.

When the bass drum kicks in on “Lump Sum,” I’m sitting in my apartment in K Towers watching the blizzard to end all blizzards pile up snow outside my window, my dim Wal-Mart lamp lighting up each flake as it hits the glass.

Every time I hear the chorus of “Skinny Love,” I’m walking past Public Safety in the rain, hood pulled tightly over my head, thinking about an Emma of my own.

“The Wolves (Acts I and III)” sends me to the backseat of a friend’s car in West Virginia, my tired voice singing along just soft enough that nobody hears me as I look out at the highway flying by.

I’ll put this album on countless times in the coming months, each listen a little different, each song piling up more and more memories every time. And hope I you do too.

- 10/31/2010